FREAK OF THE WEEK!

It's Friday....that means FREAK OF THE WEEK time!

I have a two this week...

Up first, we have "my wedding picture will make a great profile pic for Match.com". Enough said:

I'm not even going to start on the actual people in the picture. A closer look and I think I just may have found Willy Wonka's missing umpa-loompa. Enough.

And then there's this guy. It looks likes a scene out of Something About Mary gone all wrong:

What would actually make him think this is a good picture to attract women? And furthermore, the whole idea is to post pictures from this decade on your profile. If you're going to post a picture that is 5 years old, for god's sake take the date tag off it!  The sad thing is, the rest of his pictures are pretty decent. 

Gotta run...getting ready for the big 'party' tonight.  :)

PS: Douche bag wasn't at the event last night...apparently he had to stay in Arizona to "talk to people" a little longer than initially thought. Baahwahwawa! 

UPDATE:

I prematurely posted... I hadn't even made it through all of that guy's pictures and I found this little jewel: 

As if the first one wasn't gross enough!