Yet another classic moment....

This is f-ing great!
I had to post an update. So F-head apparently wasn't telling me the truth when he told me Jane was coming to pick up the "tools". I just got a call from him and he was at my house (funny...he never had to ask for my address or directions...amazing how that works!). Here's where it gets hysterical...when he asked for a laundry list of tools in the divorce I agreed to about half of what he asked for. You have to understand that the man does not know how to work any of these tools and most of them my Dad had given us. He asked for both the miter saw and table saw. The miter saw is really nice. The table saw we had was really a big piece of junk that my Dad had given us. I knew that he didn't know the difference between the miter saw and table saw so I agreed to give him the table saw, not the miter saw (are you following this), knowing he probably thought he was getting the miter saw. He's not smart enough to know the difference. So he arrives at my house this morning to pick up the table saw and router and I get the following phone call:

F: "The table saw isn't here"
Me: "Um. Yes it is. I left in front of my garage door with the router on top of it".
F: "This isn't the table saw I wanted."
Me: "That's the only table saw we owned."
F: "I wanted the big round one" (nice use of technical terms)
Me: "And that would be called a miter saw."
F: "Well you knew what I wanted"
Me: "Yup, but you agreed and signed off on the table saw and NOT the miter saw so it's now yours"
F: "You took advantage of me"
Me: "Not really. I can't help if you don't know the difference between the two. It's your fault, not really mine. If you don't want what you agreed to then I'll take it back. Just leave it there."
F: "Your a f-ing bitch"

Brilliant!