Freak of the Week

I couldn't resist yet another freak of the week post.

This one sent me an email yesterday. The email went something like this (ok, exactly like this):
"I got to say that you are adorable as you are wholesome a rare gem on here if I may speak bluntly. I would love to have the chance to visit more with you...p.s. My name is Billy"

And here are the 2 pictures he has on his profile:



And the second picture: Really dude???



What can I say. Not exactly my 'type'.

This one is just plain hysterical. I know this dude is totally joking so I had to copy his entire profile because it's pretty damn entertaining. The funny thing is, I ran into him while out for a happy hour last week (he had some normal pictures too so I recognized him). He was just as creepy in person as he was online.
Here's his profile text:



HI! Mom says that I am a great catch. I am still living with mom. She lets me stay out on dates until eight o'clock at night if my room is clean. I plan to move out of the house soon into a utility shed in the back yard. I am currently fixing up the shed as my "bachelor pad". I am currently unemployed. My last job was being a greeter at a local store. I am a sharp dresser. I like to wear polyester leisure suits. I have my eye on a bright green leisure suit that is for sale at a thrift store. I have been saving my money for the last six months to buy it. It is five dollars. I usually have one date per year.My last date only lasted about two minutes. I wonder why. My friend calls me" Mr. Excitement" . He calls me that because I have had three dates my entire life. I know by now you are probably very impressed with me. I hope to hear from you soon.

And the picture to go with it:


Now that looks like a fine young man!